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#88. Happy Valentine’s Day 2010!

By Sharp and Useless on February 12th, 2010
#88. Happy Valentine’s Day 2010!

#86. Bryan loves the sinner, hates the sin. He especially loves it when sin is wrapped in a hot pink, low cut bustier.

By Sharp and Useless on February 11th, 2010
#86. Bryan loves the sinner, hates the sin. He especially loves it when sin is wrapped in a hot pink, low cut bustier.

#86. Kate has a good heart. No morality, but enough of a heart that she hates to see kittens squashed.

By Sharp and Useless on February 10th, 2010
#86. Kate has a good heart. No morality, but enough of a heart that she hates to see kittens squashed.

#85. Kate thinks she should save everyone some time — if she breaks it off early, no one’s invested yet.

By Sharp and Useless on February 9th, 2010
#85. Kate thinks she should save everyone some time — if she breaks it off early, no one’s invested yet.

#84. Kate’s struck gold: A guy who not only listens, but also remembers! A mixed blessing when telling white lies…

By Sharp and Useless on February 8th, 2010
#84. Kate’s struck gold: A guy who not only listens, but also remembers! A mixed blessing when telling white lies…

#83. The difference between dating and law: it’s only legal to charge by the hour for one of them.

By Sharp and Useless on February 4th, 2010
#83. The difference between dating and law: it’s only legal to charge by the hour for one of them.

#82. Per Kate’s Mom: “A corporate lawyer is one step below a criminal. Thugs didn’t have choices. Also, suits make you look heavy, dear.”

By Sharp and Useless on January 26th, 2010
#82. Per Kate’s Mom: “A corporate lawyer is one step below a criminal. Thugs didn’t have choices. Also, suits make you look heavy, dear.”

#81. Dating a lawyer is like a backhanded compliment. On the one hand, someone likes you! On the other hand, that “someone” is a lawyer.

By Sharp and Useless on January 25th, 2010
#81. Dating a lawyer is like a backhanded compliment. On the one hand, someone likes you! On the other hand, that “someone” is a lawyer.

#80. Happy Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day 2010!

By Sharp and Useless on January 22nd, 2010
#80. Happy Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day 2010!

#79. Not to mention, they use more hair product than I do. And kiss like fish.

By Sharp and Useless on January 21st, 2010
#79. Not to mention, they use more hair product than I do. And kiss like fish.

#78. All lawsuits derive from the same genus: disappointment over how far reality veers from one’s expectations.

By Sharp and Useless on January 20th, 2010
#78. All lawsuits derive from the same genus: disappointment over how far reality veers from one’s expectations.

#77. Warwick psychic prediction: you’ll never fall in love again; instead, you’ll walk on by to Alfie’s house in San Jose to say a little prayer (because that’s what friends are for).

By Sharp and Useless on January 19th, 2010
#77. Warwick psychic prediction: you’ll never fall in love again; instead, you’ll walk on by to Alfie’s house in San Jose to say a little prayer (because that’s what friends are for).

#76. A lawsuit divides people into two groups: interested and disinterested. The difference becomes manifest at midnight on Saturday, when you’re still in the office.

By Sharp and Useless on January 18th, 2010
#76. A lawsuit divides people into two groups: interested and disinterested. The difference becomes manifest at midnight on Saturday, when you’re still in the office.

#75. Classic lawyer move: citing arbitrary factual differences in order to arrive at a predetermined, illogical conclusion.

By Sharp and Useless on January 15th, 2010
#75. Classic lawyer move: citing arbitrary factual differences in order to arrive at a predetermined, illogical conclusion.

#74. Sam’s Owner thinks “we met in a bar” is classier than “we met after my psychic cat foretold that we would have a romantic relationship .” Also, shorter.

By Sharp and Useless on January 14th, 2010
#74. Sam’s Owner thinks “we met in a bar” is classier than “we met after my psychic cat foretold that we would have a romantic relationship .” Also, shorter.

#73. Lawyers often employ a multiplier. Thus, meetings are billed at twice the length when they’re twice as annoying.

By Sharp and Useless on January 13th, 2010
#73. Lawyers often employ a multiplier. Thus, meetings are billed at twice the length when they’re twice as annoying.

#72. Accreditation is for wusses. I want a dean who can bodyslam the other deans. Or, barring that, a dean so famous that paparazzi chase him as he drives through Europe!

By Sharp and Useless on January 12th, 2010
#72. Accreditation is for wusses. I want a dean who can bodyslam the other deans. Or, barring that, a dean so famous that paparazzi chase him as he drives through Europe!

#71. You can imagine Sydney’s consternation. It’s like having a knack for breaking expensive vases or falling in love with the wrong person.

By Sharp and Useless on January 11th, 2010
#71. You can imagine Sydney’s consternation. It’s like having a knack for breaking expensive vases or falling in love with the wrong person.

#70. When I see LSAT prep books in stores, I desperately want to write “DON’T DO IT!!” on the cover. But I’m too law-abiding to deface private property.

By Sharp and Useless on January 8th, 2010
#70. When I see LSAT prep books in stores, I desperately want to write “DON’T DO IT!!” on the cover. But I’m too law-abiding to deface private property.

#69. What do you get when you cross lawyers and cougars? A lot of lawsuits against juvenile defendants.

By Sharp and Useless on January 7th, 2010
#69. What do you get when you cross lawyers and cougars? A lot of lawsuits against juvenile defendants.

#68. Imagine the legal fees the Suttons would save, if they could fire GDC and keep it “in the family” instead!

By Sharp and Useless on January 6th, 2010
#68. Imagine the legal fees the Suttons would save, if they could fire GDC and keep it “in the family” instead!

#67. Monster and eHarmony should join forces, helping people mate for life with the perfect business partner.

By Sharp and Useless on January 5th, 2010
#67. Monster and eHarmony should join forces, helping people mate for life with the perfect business partner.

#66. The real reason behind anonymous altruism: to avoid the dangers of gratitude.

By Sharp and Useless on January 4th, 2010
#66. The real reason behind anonymous altruism: to avoid the dangers of gratitude.

#65. Happy New Year 2010!

By Sharp and Useless on January 1st, 2010
#65. Happy New Year 2010!

#64. Writing a love letter is hard work. There’s a lot of buildup before “I love you.” Otherwise, it would just be a love Post-It note.

By Sharp and Useless on December 31st, 2009
#64. Writing a love letter is hard work. There’s a lot of buildup before “I love you.” Otherwise, it would just be a love Post-It note.

#63. Ness and Sassy, sitting in a tree, committing v-i-o-l-e-n-c-e.

By Sharp and Useless on December 30th, 2009
#63. Ness and Sassy, sitting in a tree, committing v-i-o-l-e-n-c-e.

#62. Lawyers: pedantic, unrealistic, and out of touch. Which can be a useful distraction during a crisis situation!

By Sharp and Useless on December 29th, 2009
#62. Lawyers: pedantic, unrealistic, and out of touch. Which can be a useful distraction during a crisis situation!

#61. Flail’s monsters aren’t cannibals. They’re the après-ski crowd: well-dressed, vicious dilettantes.

By Sharp and Useless on December 28th, 2009
#61. Flail’s monsters aren’t cannibals. They’re the après-ski crowd: well-dressed, vicious dilettantes.

#60. Happy Holidays from Sharp & Useless!

By Sharp and Useless on December 25th, 2009
#60. Happy Holidays from Sharp & Useless!

#59. Santa delivers to Dinesh this Christmas.

By Sharp and Useless on December 24th, 2009
#59. Santa delivers to Dinesh this Christmas.

#58. Plus, Sky and Sydney are giving TaterTot unlimited ornaments to swat. It’s Christmas for everyone!

By Sharp and Useless on December 23rd, 2009
#58. Plus, Sky and Sydney are giving TaterTot unlimited ornaments to swat. It’s Christmas for everyone!

#57. Kate’s honesty is refreshing. Ultimately selfish, but still refreshing!

By Sharp and Useless on December 22nd, 2009
#57. Kate’s honesty is refreshing. Ultimately selfish, but still refreshing!

#56. Lawyers play a professional game of telephone. “He said that she said that they think that we should.” Better than the social version, because lawyers get paid.

By Sharp and Useless on December 21st, 2009
#56. Lawyers play a professional game of telephone. “He said that she said that they think that we should.” Better than the social version, because lawyers get paid.

#55. Kate’s stream of consciousness is Niagara Falls.

By Sharp and Useless on December 18th, 2009
#55. Kate’s stream of consciousness is Niagara Falls.

#54. Lawyers: a society of blood-sucking freaks of nature. But without the glamour or aversion to garlic.

By Sharp and Useless on December 17th, 2009
#54. Lawyers: a society of blood-sucking freaks of nature. But without the glamour or aversion to garlic.

#53. Dinesh gives new meaning to the legal strategy of outtalking your opponent.

By Sharp and Useless on December 16th, 2009
#53. Dinesh gives new meaning to the legal strategy of outtalking your opponent.

#52. Dinesh’s advice is similar to the Mafia’s: offered as an option, just like breathing.

By Sharp and Useless on December 15th, 2009
#52. Dinesh’s advice is similar to the Mafia’s: offered as an option, just like breathing.

#51. Logic: it keeps lawyers and Supreme Court justices warm at night. That, plus the burning pitchforks in the front yard.

By Sharp and Useless on December 14th, 2009
#51. Logic: it keeps lawyers and Supreme Court justices warm at night. That, plus the burning pitchforks in the front yard.

#50. The office whisperer: the horse whisperer’s evil twin.

By Sharp and Useless on December 11th, 2009
#50. The office whisperer: the horse whisperer’s evil twin.

#49. Nike’s slogan: Just do it! A lawyer’s slogan: Just claim you did it!

By Sharp and Useless on December 10th, 2009
#49. Nike’s slogan: Just do it! A lawyer’s slogan: Just claim you did it!

#48. Dinesh likes to save up his brownie points until they form a 7-layer chocolate cake.

By Sharp and Useless on December 9th, 2009
#48. Dinesh likes to save up his brownie points until they form a 7-layer chocolate cake.

#47. Dinesh’s motto: Dress for success. Or, barring that, dress to excess.

By Sharp and Useless on December 8th, 2009
#47. Dinesh’s motto: Dress for success. Or, barring that, dress to excess.

#46. Dinesh is planning a fondue night to embrace the firm’s “melting pot” ethos. Also, he really likes cheese.

By Sharp and Useless on December 7th, 2009
#46. Dinesh is planning a fondue night to embrace the firm’s “melting pot” ethos. Also, he really likes cheese.

#45. The legal system feels like a huge Rube Goldberg machine, combined with a failed Turing test candidate.

By Sharp and Useless on December 4th, 2009
#45. The legal system feels like a huge Rube Goldberg machine, combined with a failed Turing test candidate.

#44. Lawyers invented the idea of watching pots that never boil. It’s the ultimate billing opportunity.

By Sharp and Useless on December 3rd, 2009
#44. Lawyers invented the idea of watching pots that never boil. It’s the ultimate billing opportunity.

#43. “Legal impossibility” defined: a happy lawyer.

By Sharp and Useless on December 2nd, 2009
#43. “Legal impossibility” defined: a happy lawyer.

#42. Kleptomania: 0. Friendship: 1.

By Sharp and Useless on December 1st, 2009
#42. Kleptomania: 0. Friendship: 1.

#41. Tip 97: Charades is a good party game AND an excellent Cary Grant/Audrey Hepburn mystery flick.

By Sharp and Useless on November 30th, 2009
#41. Tip 97: Charades is a good party game AND an excellent Cary Grant/Audrey Hepburn mystery flick.

#40. National Leftovers Day 2009!

By Sharp and Useless on November 27th, 2009
#40. National Leftovers Day 2009!

#39. Happy Thanksgiving 2009!

By Sharp and Useless on November 26th, 2009
#39. Happy Thanksgiving 2009!