Sharp and Useless

Sharp and Useless

Registered on Saturday the 17th of Oct, 2009

Website: http://www.sharpanduseless.com
A lawyer, a slacker, and a lot of palm trees...

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    Jan 6, 2010#68. Imagine the legal fees the Suttons would save, if they could fire GDC and keep it “in the family” instead!
    Jan 5, 2010#67. Monster and eHarmony should join forces, helping people mate for life with the perfect business partner.
    Jan 4, 2010#66. The real reason behind anonymous altruism: to avoid the dangers of gratitude.
    Jan 1, 2010#65. Happy New Year 2010!
    Dec 31, 2009#64. Writing a love letter is hard work. There’s a lot of buildup before “I love you.” Otherwise, it would just be a love Post-It note.
    Dec 30, 2009#63. Ness and Sassy, sitting in a tree, committing v-i-o-l-e-n-c-e.
    Dec 29, 2009#62. Lawyers: pedantic, unrealistic, and out of touch. Which can be a useful distraction during a crisis situation!
    Dec 28, 2009#61. Flail’s monsters aren’t cannibals. They’re the après-ski crowd: well-dressed, vicious dilettantes.
    Dec 25, 2009#60. Happy Holidays from Sharp & Useless!
    Dec 24, 2009#59. Santa delivers to Dinesh this Christmas.
    Dec 23, 2009#58. Plus, Sky and Sydney are giving TaterTot unlimited ornaments to swat. It’s Christmas for everyone!
    Dec 22, 2009#57. Kate’s honesty is refreshing. Ultimately selfish, but still refreshing!
    Dec 21, 2009#56. Lawyers play a professional game of telephone. “He said that she said that they think that we should.” Better than the social version, because lawyers get paid.
    Dec 18, 2009#55. Kate’s stream of consciousness is Niagara Falls.
    Dec 17, 2009#54. Lawyers: a society of blood-sucking freaks of nature. But without the glamour or aversion to garlic.
    Dec 16, 2009#53. Dinesh gives new meaning to the legal strategy of outtalking your opponent.
    Dec 15, 2009#52. Dinesh’s advice is similar to the Mafia’s: offered as an option, just like breathing.
    Dec 14, 2009#51. Logic: it keeps lawyers and Supreme Court justices warm at night. That, plus the burning pitchforks in the front yard.
    Dec 11, 2009#50. The office whisperer: the horse whisperer’s evil twin.
    Dec 10, 2009#49. Nike’s slogan: Just do it! A lawyer’s slogan: Just claim you did it!
    Dec 9, 2009#48. Dinesh likes to save up his brownie points until they form a 7-layer chocolate cake.
    Dec 8, 2009#47. Dinesh’s motto: Dress for success. Or, barring that, dress to excess.
    Dec 7, 2009#46. Dinesh is planning a fondue night to embrace the firm’s “melting pot” ethos. Also, he really likes cheese.
    Dec 5, 2009A web superhero!
    Dec 4, 2009Drive talk drive talk
    Dec 4, 2009#45. The legal system feels like a huge Rube Goldberg machine, combined with a failed Turing test candidate.
    Dec 3, 2009Holiday parties
    Dec 3, 2009#44. Lawyers invented the idea of watching pots that never boil. It’s the ultimate billing opportunity.
    Dec 2, 2009#43. “Legal impossibility” defined: a happy lawyer.
    Dec 1, 2009#42. Kleptomania: 0. Friendship: 1.
    Nov 30, 2009#41. Tip 97: Charades is a good party game AND an excellent Cary Grant/Audrey Hepburn mystery flick.
    Nov 29, 20097th Son
    Nov 28, 2009Rainbow Sydney
    Nov 27, 2009#40. National Leftovers Day 2009!
    Nov 26, 2009#39. Happy Thanksgiving 2009!
    Nov 25, 2009#38. Circumspection is the better part of discretion, which is the better part of family get-togethers.
    Nov 24, 2009#37. “Natural variations”: the only explanation for why Gap, Old Navy, Guess, Esprit, and Banana Republic can all be found in the same mall.
    Nov 23, 2009#36. Sky also thought that “Once Upon A Time In The West” would have a fairy-tale ending.
    Nov 20, 2009Court reporter
    Nov 20, 2009#35. Prop 8 might’ve had a different outcome if it had been called Prop 69.
    Nov 19, 2009Internet Explorer is back up
    Nov 19, 2009#34. “Next time, I won’t bother getting married. I’ll just find a woman I dislike, buy her a house, and break half of my dishes.”
    Nov 18, 2009IE eats our comic strip!
    Nov 18, 2009#33. And how come it’s called Friends when they all used to date each other? Shouldn’t it be called Exes?
    Nov 17, 2009Another q & a update
    Nov 17, 2009#32. The three Xs stand for “eXceeds eXpectations of eXcellence.”
    Nov 17, 2009New York to East California
    Nov 16, 2009#31. But my name really is “A. Non Ymous!”
    Nov 14, 2009Bonus Strip #1
    Nov 13, 2009Radio plays