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Jan 6, 2010	#68. Imagine the legal fees the Suttons would save, if they could fire GDC and keep it “in the family” instead!
Jan 5, 2010	#67. Monster and eHarmony should join forces, helping people mate for life with the perfect business partner.
Jan 4, 2010	#66. The real reason behind anonymous altruism: to avoid the dangers of gratitude.
Jan 1, 2010	#65. Happy New Year 2010!
Dec 31, 2009	#64. Writing a love letter is hard work. There’s a lot of buildup before “I love you.” Otherwise, it would just be a love Post-It note.
Dec 30, 2009	#63. Ness and Sassy, sitting in a tree, committing v-i-o-l-e-n-c-e.
Dec 29, 2009	#62. Lawyers: pedantic, unrealistic, and out of touch. Which can be a useful distraction during a crisis situation!
Dec 28, 2009	#61. Flail’s monsters aren’t cannibals. They’re the après-ski crowd: well-dressed, vicious dilettantes.
Dec 25, 2009	#60. Happy Holidays from Sharp & Useless!
Dec 24, 2009	#59. Santa delivers to Dinesh this Christmas.
Dec 23, 2009	#58. Plus, Sky and Sydney are giving TaterTot unlimited ornaments to swat. It’s Christmas for everyone!
Dec 22, 2009	#57. Kate’s honesty is refreshing. Ultimately selfish, but still refreshing!
Dec 21, 2009	#56. Lawyers play a professional game of telephone. “He said that she said that they think that we should.” Better than the social version, because lawyers get paid.
Dec 18, 2009	#55. Kate’s stream of consciousness is Niagara Falls.
Dec 17, 2009	#54. Lawyers: a society of blood-sucking freaks of nature. But without the glamour or aversion to garlic.
Dec 16, 2009	#53. Dinesh gives new meaning to the legal strategy of outtalking your opponent.
Dec 15, 2009	#52. Dinesh’s advice is similar to the Mafia’s: offered as an option, just like breathing.
Dec 14, 2009	#51. Logic: it keeps lawyers and Supreme Court justices warm at night. That, plus the burning pitchforks in the front yard.
Dec 11, 2009	#50. The office whisperer: the horse whisperer’s evil twin.
Dec 10, 2009	#49. Nike’s slogan: Just do it! A lawyer’s slogan: Just claim you did it!
Dec 9, 2009	#48. Dinesh likes to save up his brownie points until they form a 7-layer chocolate cake.
Dec 8, 2009	#47. Dinesh’s motto: Dress for success. Or, barring that, dress to excess.
Dec 7, 2009	#46. Dinesh is planning a fondue night to embrace the firm’s “melting pot” ethos. Also, he really likes cheese.
Dec 5, 2009	A web superhero!
Dec 4, 2009	Drive talk drive talk
Dec 4, 2009	#45. The legal system feels like a huge Rube Goldberg machine, combined with a failed Turing test candidate.
Dec 3, 2009	Holiday parties
Dec 3, 2009	#44. Lawyers invented the idea of watching pots that never boil. It’s the ultimate billing opportunity.
Dec 2, 2009	#43. “Legal impossibility” defined: a happy lawyer.
Dec 1, 2009	#42. Kleptomania: 0. Friendship: 1.
Nov 30, 2009	#41. Tip 97: Charades is a good party game AND an excellent Cary Grant/Audrey Hepburn mystery flick.
Nov 29, 2009	7th Son
Nov 28, 2009	Rainbow Sydney
Nov 27, 2009	#40. National Leftovers Day 2009!
Nov 26, 2009	#39. Happy Thanksgiving 2009!
Nov 25, 2009	#38. Circumspection is the better part of discretion, which is the better part of family get-togethers.
Nov 24, 2009	#37. “Natural variations”: the only explanation for why Gap, Old Navy, Guess, Esprit, and Banana Republic can all be found in the same mall.
Nov 23, 2009	#36. Sky also thought that “Once Upon A Time In The West” would have a fairy-tale ending.
Nov 20, 2009	Court reporter
Nov 20, 2009	#35. Prop 8 might’ve had a different outcome if it had been called Prop 69.
Nov 19, 2009	Internet Explorer is back up
Nov 19, 2009	#34. “Next time, I won’t bother getting married. I’ll just find a woman I dislike, buy her a house, and break half of my dishes.”
Nov 18, 2009	IE eats our comic strip!
Nov 18, 2009	#33. And how come it’s called Friends when they all used to date each other? Shouldn’t it be called Exes?
Nov 17, 2009	Another q & a update
Nov 17, 2009	#32. The three Xs stand for “eXceeds eXpectations of eXcellence.”
Nov 17, 2009	New York to East California
Nov 16, 2009	#31. But my name really is “A. Non Ymous!”
Nov 14, 2009	Bonus Strip #1
Nov 13, 2009	Radio plays