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Sep 24, 2011	# 109. Gossip and legal reasoning: “It could be true” taken to hopeful conclusions.
Sep 5, 2011	# 108. I know a lawyer who carries a shredder in his trunk. Really.
Sep 1, 2011	#107. And Sydney’s innocence dodges another bullet.
Aug 29, 2011	#106. Kate used to date a guy in the Department of State…
Aug 25, 2011	#105. Money doesn’t have much to say, but it uses a megaphone to say it.
Aug 22, 2011	#104. Unfortunately, Dinesh doesn’t need money. The rich can be so tiresome.
Aug 18, 2011	#103. Extended metaphors go on and on and… hey, something shiny!
Aug 15, 2011	#102. Some electronics are suicidal, I swear.
Aug 11, 2011	#101. At least Kate didn’t charge for writing Sydney an e-mail.
Aug 8, 2011	#100. Kate is the best “worst best friend” a person could hope for.
Aug 4, 2011	#99. Gyms: hard work, hard bodies, and sweat. Hard work optional.
Aug 1, 2011	# 98. America: a big, gooey melting pot of things that don’t melt.
Jul 28, 2011	#97. Coitus interrup — Did I tell you what my friend is planning to do?
Jul 21, 2011	#96. We’re coming back — sharper and uselesser than ever.
Jul 16, 2011	Tweaking
Jul 13, 2011	“Walking dead”
Jul 11, 2011	Social media!
Jul 10, 2011	*pokes head up* Is it still winter?
Sep 16, 2010	There’s more, after the fork ran away with the spoon…
Sep 1, 2010	#95. Kate’s legal tactics are applicable in real life, too: when all else fails, stall.
Aug 23, 2010	#94. Getting laid — apparently, the latest casualty of the Robot-Dinosaur wars…
Aug 18, 2010	#93. Nine out of ten people will lie to you because it’s convenient. The last guy will do it because it’s fun.
Aug 16, 2010	#92. Perhaps she’s thinking along the lines of a truck stop?
Aug 13, 2010	#91. Hey, a kitty can dream…
Aug 11, 2010	#90. Dating Kate is like getting civil rights — patience is required.
Aug 10, 2010	#89. Welcome back, Sharp & Useless!
Aug 4, 2010	MS-Jesus Christ
Jul 28, 2010	BFFForever, KIT, 2Good2B4Got, etc.
Mar 2, 2010	Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Feb 12, 2010	#88. Happy Valentine’s Day 2010!
Feb 11, 2010	#86. Bryan loves the sinner, hates the sin. He especially loves it when sin is wrapped in a hot pink, low cut bustier.
Feb 10, 2010	#86. Kate has a good heart. No morality, but enough of a heart that she hates to see kittens squashed.
Feb 9, 2010	#85. Kate thinks she should save everyone some time — if she breaks it off early, no one’s invested yet.
Feb 8, 2010	#84. Kate’s struck gold: A guy who not only listens, but also remembers! A mixed blessing when telling white lies…
Feb 4, 2010	#83. The difference between dating and law: it’s only legal to charge by the hour for one of them.
Jan 26, 2010	#82. Per Kate’s Mom: “A corporate lawyer is one step below a criminal. Thugs didn’t have choices. Also, suits make you look heavy, dear.”
Jan 25, 2010	#81. Dating a lawyer is like a backhanded compliment. On the one hand, someone likes you! On the other hand, that “someone” is a lawyer.
Jan 22, 2010	#80. Happy Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day 2010!
Jan 21, 2010	#79. Not to mention, they use more hair product than I do. And kiss like fish.
Jan 20, 2010	#78. All lawsuits derive from the same genus: disappointment over how far reality veers from one’s expectations.
Jan 19, 2010	#77. Warwick psychic prediction: you’ll never fall in love again; instead, you’ll walk on by to Alfie’s house in San Jose to say a little prayer (because that’s what friends are for).
Jan 18, 2010	#76. A lawsuit divides people into two groups: interested and disinterested. The difference becomes manifest at midnight on Saturday, when you’re still in the office.
Jan 15, 2010	#75. Classic lawyer move: citing arbitrary factual differences in order to arrive at a predetermined, illogical conclusion.
Jan 14, 2010	#74. Sam’s Owner thinks “we met in a bar” is classier than “we met after my psychic cat foretold that we would have a romantic relationship .” Also, shorter.
Jan 13, 2010	#73. Lawyers often employ a multiplier. Thus, meetings are billed at twice the length when they’re twice as annoying.
Jan 12, 2010	#72. Accreditation is for wusses. I want a dean who can bodyslam the other deans. Or, barring that, a dean so famous that paparazzi chase him as he drives through Europe!
Jan 11, 2010	2010, the dawn of a new IRA…
Jan 11, 2010	#71. Perfection can be so embarrassing.
Jan 8, 2010	#70. When I see LSAT prep books in stores, I desperately want to write “DON’T DO IT!!” on the cover. But I’m too law-abiding to deface private property.
Jan 7, 2010	#69. What do you get when you cross lawyers and cougars? A lot of lawsuits against juvenile defendants.