Sharp and Useless

Sharp and Useless

Registered on Saturday the 17th of Oct, 2009

Website: http://www.sharpanduseless.com
A lawyer, a slacker, and a lot of palm trees...

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    Sep 24, 2011# 109. Gossip and legal reasoning: “It could be true” taken to hopeful conclusions.
    Sep 5, 2011# 108. I know a lawyer who carries a shredder in his trunk. Really.
    Sep 1, 2011#107. And Sydney’s innocence dodges another bullet.
    Aug 29, 2011#106. Kate used to date a guy in the Department of State…
    Aug 25, 2011#105. Money doesn’t have much to say, but it uses a megaphone to say it.
    Aug 22, 2011#104. Unfortunately, Dinesh doesn’t need money. The rich can be so tiresome.
    Aug 18, 2011#103. Extended metaphors go on and on and… hey, something shiny!
    Aug 15, 2011#102. Some electronics are suicidal, I swear.
    Aug 11, 2011#101. At least Kate didn’t charge for writing Sydney an e-mail.
    Aug 8, 2011#100. Kate is the best “worst best friend” a person could hope for.
    Aug 4, 2011#99. Gyms: hard work, hard bodies, and sweat. Hard work optional.
    Aug 1, 2011# 98. America: a big, gooey melting pot of things that don’t melt.
    Jul 28, 2011#97. Coitus interrup — Did I tell you what my friend is planning to do?
    Jul 21, 2011#96. We’re coming back — sharper and uselesser than ever.
    Jul 16, 2011Tweaking
    Jul 13, 2011“Walking dead”
    Jul 11, 2011Social media!
    Jul 10, 2011*pokes head up* Is it still winter?
    Sep 16, 2010There’s more, after the fork ran away with the spoon…
    Sep 1, 2010#95. Kate’s legal tactics are applicable in real life, too: when all else fails, stall.
    Aug 23, 2010#94. Getting laid — apparently, the latest casualty of the Robot-Dinosaur wars…
    Aug 18, 2010#93. Nine out of ten people will lie to you because it’s convenient. The last guy will do it because it’s fun.
    Aug 16, 2010#92. Perhaps she’s thinking along the lines of a truck stop?
    Aug 13, 2010#91. Hey, a kitty can dream…
    Aug 11, 2010#90. Dating Kate is like getting civil rights — patience is required.
    Aug 10, 2010#89. Welcome back, Sharp & Useless!
    Aug 4, 2010MS-Jesus Christ
    Jul 28, 2010BFFForever, KIT, 2Good2B4Got, etc.
    Mar 2, 2010Absence makes the heart grow fonder
    Feb 12, 2010#88. Happy Valentine’s Day 2010!
    Feb 11, 2010#86. Bryan loves the sinner, hates the sin. He especially loves it when sin is wrapped in a hot pink, low cut bustier.
    Feb 10, 2010#86. Kate has a good heart. No morality, but enough of a heart that she hates to see kittens squashed.
    Feb 9, 2010#85. Kate thinks she should save everyone some time — if she breaks it off early, no one’s invested yet.
    Feb 8, 2010#84. Kate’s struck gold: A guy who not only listens, but also remembers! A mixed blessing when telling white lies…
    Feb 4, 2010#83. The difference between dating and law: it’s only legal to charge by the hour for one of them.
    Jan 26, 2010#82. Per Kate’s Mom: “A corporate lawyer is one step below a criminal. Thugs didn’t have choices. Also, suits make you look heavy, dear.”
    Jan 25, 2010#81. Dating a lawyer is like a backhanded compliment. On the one hand, someone likes you! On the other hand, that “someone” is a lawyer.
    Jan 22, 2010#80. Happy Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day 2010!
    Jan 21, 2010#79. Not to mention, they use more hair product than I do. And kiss like fish.
    Jan 20, 2010#78. All lawsuits derive from the same genus: disappointment over how far reality veers from one’s expectations.
    Jan 19, 2010#77. Warwick psychic prediction: you’ll never fall in love again; instead, you’ll walk on by to Alfie’s house in San Jose to say a little prayer (because that’s what friends are for).
    Jan 18, 2010#76. A lawsuit divides people into two groups: interested and disinterested. The difference becomes manifest at midnight on Saturday, when you’re still in the office.
    Jan 15, 2010#75. Classic lawyer move: citing arbitrary factual differences in order to arrive at a predetermined, illogical conclusion.
    Jan 14, 2010#74. Sam’s Owner thinks “we met in a bar” is classier than “we met after my psychic cat foretold that we would have a romantic relationship .” Also, shorter.
    Jan 13, 2010#73. Lawyers often employ a multiplier. Thus, meetings are billed at twice the length when they’re twice as annoying.
    Jan 12, 2010#72. Accreditation is for wusses. I want a dean who can bodyslam the other deans. Or, barring that, a dean so famous that paparazzi chase him as he drives through Europe!
    Jan 11, 20102010, the dawn of a new IRA…
    Jan 11, 2010#71. Perfection can be so embarrassing.
    Jan 8, 2010#70. When I see LSAT prep books in stores, I desperately want to write “DON’T DO IT!!” on the cover. But I’m too law-abiding to deface private property.
    Jan 7, 2010#69. What do you get when you cross lawyers and cougars? A lot of lawsuits against juvenile defendants.