#103. Extended metaphors go on and on and… hey, something shiny!

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    Jet skis are definitely awesomer. I love using them in the ocean, where you feel like a modern version of Poseidon. (Minus the cannibalistic parents. And numerous extramarital, incestuous, and/or bestial affairs.)

    Side note: you might consider not using jet skis are in warm, freshwater during a heat wave, to avoid possible infection by a brain-eating amoeba. (Not making that up: Naegleria fowleri.)

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