#97. Coitus interrup — Did I tell you what my friend is planning to do?

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    Don’t worry about Kate’s mom’s shindig. Even though she’s coordinating this event from San Francisco, it’ll still be a success. She’s good at rallying protesters for just about any cause. A real estate mogul/absentee father is “like shooting Republicans in a barrel.”

    Only thing is, Bryan’s gonna start getting grief if he turns down too many more invitations. It’s already suspicious that he doesn’t mind Kate’s occupation. And that he lives in Lemon County, behind the Lemon Curtain.

    He received a text from Kate’s mom today, reminding him to “think global, act local, and move out of SoCal.”

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