#74. Sam’s Owner thinks “we met in a bar” is classier than “we met after my psychic  cat foretold that we would have a romantic relationship .” Also, shorter.

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    Poor Sydney. Her best romantic prospect, whisked out from under her by a floozy co-ed and the co-ed’s equally frisky cat.

    Just goes to show that being a lawyer (or law student) is never as much fun as not being one.

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