#66. The real reason behind anonymous altruism: to avoid the dangers of gratitude.

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    The beating up an ex and abandoning him on a doorstep gift is the premise for a romantic comedy. I can tell.

    Kate loathes being back in a suit after a week of casual clothes. I feel her pain. And work shoes! They’re so damn uncomfortable! Ugh.

    I want Sky’s “Time flies like an arrow” shirt. He would’ve worn his shirt that depicts the adage “fruit flies like a banana,” but it was deemed too abstruse for the comic strip.

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