#54. Lawyers: a society of blood-sucking freaks of nature. But without the glamour or aversion to garlic.

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    Kate’s got a real point. Lawyers are awful people to date. Argumentative, competitive, boring workaholics. It’s a testament to the loving hearts and low standards of people everywhere that lawyers are so often married. :-)

    In other news, I played matchmaker once, to set up a bit of a fling between two friends, and they’re both still my friends. I think I exhausted my quota of good luck, right there.

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