#50. The office whisperer: the horse whisperer’s evil twin.

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    Honestly, firm paranoia goes well beyond assuming that the firm can decode anonymous input. I’ve had lawyers lower their voices when they’re in their own homes, for fear that somehow the firm might be able to hear a conversation that’s happening 35+ miles to the south, in a kitchen in Ladera Ranch.

    You know, cuz they have listening devices implanted in our fridges. Our children are paid spies! There’s no safety anywhere! Run, run! And while you’re getting the exercise, work on a plausible excuse for your heretic remarks.

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