Comments on: #34. “Next time, I won’t bother getting married. I’ll just find a woman I dislike, buy her a house, and break half of my dishes.” http://www.sharpanduseless.com/2009/11/19/34-%e2%80%9cnext-time-i-won%e2%80%99t-bother-getting-married-i%e2%80%99ll-just-find-a-woman-i-dislike-buy-her-a-house-and-break-half-of-my-dishes-%e2%80%9d/ A lawyer, a slacker, and a lot of palm trees... Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:10:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Sharp and Useless http://www.sharpanduseless.com/2009/11/19/34-%e2%80%9cnext-time-i-won%e2%80%99t-bother-getting-married-i%e2%80%99ll-just-find-a-woman-i-dislike-buy-her-a-house-and-break-half-of-my-dishes-%e2%80%9d/comment-page-1/#comment-12 Sharp and Useless Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:09:16 +0000 http://www.sharpanduseless.com/?p=367#comment-12 Speaking of simulating expensive endeavors, here's a tip for how to simulate litigation: after you receive a lawsuit, write a check for $220k to a law firm of your choice, write another check for 25% of the requested damage amount to the plaintiff, and then write an appellate motion. Ta-dah! We should publish a book of efficiency tips. "Get there quicker; have more time for regrets." Speaking of simulating expensive endeavors, here’s a tip for how to simulate litigation: after you receive a lawsuit, write a check for $220k to a law firm of your choice, write another check for 25% of the requested damage amount to the plaintiff, and then write an appellate motion. Ta-dah!

We should publish a book of efficiency tips. “Get there quicker; have more time for regrets.”

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