This strip has tips for how to efficiently simulate a vacation and a marriage.
Here’s a tip for how to simulate litigation: after you receive a lawsuit, write a check for $220k to a law firm of your choice, write another check for 25% of the requested damage amount to the plaintiff, and then write an appellate motion. Ta-dah!
We should publish a book of efficiency tips. “Get there quicker; have more time for regrets.”
This strip has tips for how to efficiently simulate a vacation and a marriage.
Here’s a tip for how to simulate litigation: after you receive a lawsuit, write a check for $220k to a law firm of your choice, write another check for 25% of the requested damage amount to the plaintiff, and then write an appellate motion. Ta-dah!
We should publish a book of efficiency tips. “Get there quicker; have more time for regrets.”