#34. “Next time, I won’t bother getting married. I’ll just find a woman I dislike, buy her a house, and break half of my dishes.”

What people said:

  1. Sharp and Useless

    Speaking of simulating expensive endeavors, here’s a tip for how to simulate litigation: after you receive a lawsuit, write a check for $220k to a law firm of your choice, write another check for 25% of the requested damage amount to the plaintiff, and then write an appellate motion. Ta-dah!

    We should publish a book of efficiency tips. “Get there quicker; have more time for regrets.”

Free speech! (Except spammers, trolls, and that one guy...)