#30. Objection! My client is too culpable to answer that question!

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  1. Sharp & Useless

    People always react in surprise when I mention my profession. “But, you’re so nice!” “But, you seem so ordinary!” “You don’t ACT like a lawyer.”

    Apparently, the popular impression of lawyers is that they’re as easy to spot as the Devil. Just look for the horns, the smoke, and the leering grin.

    (I keep my handlebar mustache tucked into a pocket for ready access. Also, train tracks and rope.)

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