Comments on: #7. In the pecking order, a senior associate ranks just below the parking lot car wash guy. http://www.sharpanduseless.com/2009/10/13/7-in-the-pecking-order-a-senior-associate-ranks-just-under-the-parking-lot-car-wash-guy/ A lawyer, a slacker, and a lot of palm trees... Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:10:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Sharp and Useless http://www.sharpanduseless.com/2009/10/13/7-in-the-pecking-order-a-senior-associate-ranks-just-under-the-parking-lot-car-wash-guy/comment-page-1/#comment-1378 Sharp and Useless Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:23:38 +0000 http://www.sharpanduseless.com/?p=70#comment-1378 You don't have a parking lot car wash guy? He comes by and collects keys for the expensive cars of participating lawyers in the building. He washes the cars and returns them, spick-and-span, back to their original parking spot. Very lucrative business. And when the parking lot car wash guy accidentally puts a stain on a car's interior, it's always an associate's car. I swear. Because he knows. You don’t have a parking lot car wash guy? He comes by and collects keys for the expensive cars of participating lawyers in the building. He washes the cars and returns them, spick-and-span, back to their original parking spot. Very lucrative business.

And when the parking lot car wash guy accidentally puts a stain on a car’s interior, it’s always an associate’s car. I swear. Because he knows.

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