#7. In the pecking order, a senior associate ranks just below the parking lot car wash guy.

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    You don’t have a parking lot car wash guy? He comes by and collects keys for the expensive cars of participating lawyers in the building. He washes the cars and returns them, spick-and-span, back to their original parking spot. Very lucrative business.

    And when the parking lot car wash guy accidentally puts a stain on a car’s interior, it’s always an associate’s car. I swear. Because he knows.

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