#2. Heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s off to work Kate goes!

What people said:

  1. Sharp and Useless

    I love the firm name “Gibbons, Doom, & Cratchit.” It sounds like monkeys, a gloomy future, and the guy who had a seriously sucky job under Scrooge in “A Christmas Story.”

    If it also happens to sound like the name of a big-law firm operating in a major metropolis near you, this is a coincidence. Absolutely totally a random fluke.

    Also, please don’t sue us.

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