#1. Isn’t it ironic?

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  1. Sharp and Useless

    I had a fender-bender on the way to court one morning. We were honked, flipped off, cursed at, and generally reviled as the other driver and I took the few minutes necessary to exchange contact information.

    Nothing like a car accident *and* the vocal disgust of three dozen people to get you in the mood for a court appearance.

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